Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. That’s Good Omens

Chocolate eggs? We always hide real eggs. Cooked and painted.

Probably. But they still wouldn’t be any more accessible to the average person

1 million is ridiculously little. That would completely prohibit homeownership. And pension savings.

Russia does a lot of terrible things. Invading countries. Killing POWs and civilians.

Domestically they have assassinated opposition leaders, tortured prisoners to death and persecuted members of the LGBT+ community.

But criminalizing being an asshole? I don’t really care that much.

The Great Depression that happened almost 100 years ago? That definitely must have been caused by a court decision that happened half a century later

Even though Russia pretends it isn’t, it is a country at war. Censorship is pretty normal during wartime.

And making fun of disabled people isn’t okay. Whether the country is at war or not. Maybe not quite not-okay enough for prison. But I can’t say that I’m terribly upset

And perhaps one of our states leaves the country.

Hosting with close allies shouldn’t be a problem.

Within the EU, I still don’t care in which country the data is hosted

I wouldn’t say forever. But it will take a long time to rebuild.

Not really. Teenagers and young adults used to party a lot, and those parties used to have a lot of alcohol

I actually rather like the taste. Although it’s certainly an acquired taste. Like salminak

That would be a reason for more alcohol

Because alcohol is bad for you?

Our parents were still told that a glass of wine a day was healthy.

It’s just UHT. UHT dairy is very much legal in the US. And does not have to be refrigerated. It often is, because unrefrigerated milk makes US consumers uneasy. But it doesn’t have to be.

I am aware that it’s less common than it is in Europe. But it’s not an unreasonable question.

“Do you guys have any sour cream that isn’t refrigerated?”

How is that a stupid question?

https://www.finefoodgroup.com/tool/en/products/cheese-and-sour-cream/che/sour-cream-uht/cd04a

It’s the continuation of a long tradition

The tips about opioids and stimulants are also valid if you want to reduce harm while doing those kinds of drugs.

There’s a reason rich people prefer them.

Eww. I need bleach for my ears.

On a related note, I learned yesterday how Kennedy must have gotten his brain worms https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-do-people-get-parasitic-brain-worms-like-the-one-rfk-jr-had/

It’s important to take the right drugs, if you want to get rich.

• For example you should take marijuana edible and vapes. Don’t smoke the dried flowers directly.
• You should take prescription painkillers. Avoid heroin and black market fentanyl.
• Do not take Methamphetamine. Try cocaine instead.
• Hallucinogens should help across the board

^Disclaimer: This is not a serious comment. Don’t do drugs!^