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My mom is gonna kill me
HAHAHA actually a really good one, thank you for this.
YOU ARE VERY WELCOME
I completely forgot this was a thing. Shit. Time to make my mom test her genes to see if I’m going bald.
I’m sorry man, I’d share if I could.
Duh 🤡 I’m an empath
It’s just how people work dude. Look at the spin happening RIGHT NOW. “Barely legal 15 year olds”
Whoever invented audio needs their dick sucked
I gotta wake this place up.
Also Dale Earnhardt Sr survived in my head canon. He’s in Tahiti with Elvis.
This was supposed to be people clowning on me but all I got was a bunch of nice people telling me to live life to the fullest 😭😭
You turned my shitpost into a feelspost.
I get these long white hairs that my family would call “cat whiskers”. I have two on my forehead and they can grow to be like 2 inches, it’s pretty nuts. Terminal Hair, I think? My fiancee has them too.
Could it be that?
If only I could grow a beard. Or literally anything that a middle schooler couldn’t also grow.
Looks good on you.
I got em coming in everywhere, and don’t worry I’m sure I’ll look like Jim Carrey in A Series of Unfortunate Events soon. My ears and nose hairs are out of control after a day or two.
I’m sure you’re dashing, my man. We’re our own worst critics, and I’m no exception.
The Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
We live in the end times.
*I mixed up the Three Musketeers and the Four Horsemen