You do now.

You got cat-fished!

Anyone else concerned this is giving Donnie ideas?

If we name it after him will he stop starting more? Or would that just encourage him?

Of course they will. Our Orange Shitpile Russian President only helps his Mother Russia second to himself.

In an unfortunate naming coincidence, every single time I see something about the Bondi gunmen I get briefly excited before realizing “Nope, not that Bondi.”

You’re saying the Justice Department is just bringing unfounded, trumped-up charges to try and get involved? No way!

Corn me up, snake

If only it could be just GOP supporters.