I take down the dusty old ones that aren’t useful anymore. Especially if they are all full of bug remains. I call those the “pizzas boxes” and gently criticize my ceiling spiders for not minding their messes as I tidy up and make space for fresh, clean, sticky webs.

The book of Acts is not generally considered apocryphal.

I recall (but am not up to finding at this hour) one spot in the OT where someone is talking about God feeding mankind with the milk from his breast. And I think he “birthed” ice and snow in the book of Job?

But in this case, the Holy Spirit is the one that “came on Mary.”

God the father and God the son are masculine, but God the spirit is without gender.

Also, Jesus had brothers in the story, and they don’t seem to be supernatural beings, so I think it was consummated eventually.

To be fair, we were also mad at Target for capitalizing on pride month with shitty rainbow washed baubles of capitalism made by children in developing countries in appalling conditions for appalling wages.

You should probably take a break and get some ham.

Who would?

https://youtube.com/shorts/MX7zSsMA7qM

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c99g1e0z2ero

With somebody holding on to you by your asshole?