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I’m 50 years old and my parents are dead.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Friendly reminder that women don't exist!!
7·4 hours agoAw you know the CIA’s silicone skin suits are a lot more realistic than that!
I’m convinced that people with excessive levels of wealth have fewer brain synapses than the rest of us living real lives of constant work & negotiating & constantly coming up with creative survival strategies.
I think they meant what they said. They could view it all on a computer screen but if they were to print it out it would probably be thousands of pages worth of data on each person.
Maybe it’s finally time we start kink-shaming some people.
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Political Memes@lemmy.world•Another day, another horror beyond our comprehension
21·3 days agoIt’s a four-panel comic cartoon. Now that you mention there is a big blue link under it but most people are conditioned not to click those because we’ve been stung by too many cancerous links full of firewalls & ads & popups.
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Political Memes@lemmy.world•Another day, another horror beyond our comprehension
11·2 days agoOP’s version was indeed misleading, making us suppose there was a corpse on the warehouse floor for a week while management covered it up & made everyone keep working around it.
[email protected]’s explanation was much more detailed & accurate & appreciated.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump, 79, Posts Himself as Christ After Bonkers Pope Attack
2·3 days agoOh no, it’s no longer available. Did mods remove it, or is it only unavailable to me?
Update: thank you I see it now! Epic. Finally Melania kinda looks like she has a meaningful vocation for once.
Well I’m glad to be an actual us army veteran so I can unapologetically use the 24-hour format, which is easier & makes more sense than the 12-hour format.
I have the same question. Because if that picture is supposed to represent stolen valor, or poseur, I don’t think it’s working.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend.
38·4 days agoAw in my younger years I used to fantasize having two people sucking my nipples, one person licking my clit, and a fourth for passionate kisses, but none of that ever happened, just years of hard work & paying bills and now I’m dead inside.
Simple mistake. Forgot to scan your bar code before sitting in the bagging area.
I was a pretty intelligent kid with all my wits, and that accident happened in the 2nd grade, and I remember in the 4th grade being a wiz at geography lessons, same year my teachers chose me to be the “class president” and in 5th grade was invited to special early morning classes for gifted writers at the high school campus, so I guess my brain remained intact after the 2nd grade concussion. I also remember in 4th grade writing about my “concution” and my teacher talked with me for a minute about it, she was concerned & interested, and told me the correct way to spell “concussion.” 😄 I’m 50 now & still remember so much, so I guess my brain’s alright.
getting prediction of the future
Does molten lead in water magically spell out “you’re gonna get cancer” ?
had a teacher in college
Did he experience the head injury as a child? Or was he riding a bike without a helmet while he was a teacher in college?
When I was 7 years old in 1982 I fell off my bike and got a concussion. I was unconscious for a whole day. Not every child survived injuries sustained during those decades. I’m lucky I did.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Keeping it classy for my 1000th post
6·8 days agoEjaculatory fluid. She declares that it’s not trash. She likes it. It’s fire.

If a woman got on the trampoline she’d be the heroine of the heron’s heroin religion.