Goes great with my big ole bowl of Garfield “Oops All Cancer” Cereal.

It’s that or skooma.

He could steal my purity ring any day

Better than shitting someone else’s pants.

Got me, I did want to hug a toilet all night well the room was spinning.

There needs to be more context to this story.

Same, makes me guffaw.

Would be better if she answered “Oh no, I don’t kiss men”