Poop eyes? That’s a good way to end up with conjunctivitis!

I have a portable AC for the main part of my house and a window unit in my bedroom. Where I live in the US it is literally a necessity. People without AC can get heat stroke and die in their own homes here in the hotter parts of the summer

Why are these men walking through crowds naked? Was this a common issue in Sun Tzu’s time???

Is this the guy???

Linux? Isn’t that the kid from the Charlie Brown cartoons that walks around holding a blanket?

It autocorrected and I didn’t catch it lol sorry I personally offended you 🤷‍♂️

Is it a dye job? I thought might be a terrible toupee. I assumed the chin strap is hidden under his jowels

“pictured here with a young woman who agreed to accompany him after he twirled his moustache and threatened to tie her to the railroad tracks”

I don’t even get why companies are still pushing smart glasses. There’s no legitimate use for them on the consumer market. There’s already legislation being put into place to restrict what they can do because people immediately started using them for criminal activity. They’re just an obnoxious annoyance to everyone who isn’t wearing them 99% of the time.

This is the first time I’m ever seeing this lol

I’ve never heard anything bad about Nvidia but it’s certainly possible that they could also be horrible

It’s so expensive I didn’t really bother to check.

I’m currently looking up how to run streaming services on my Raspberry Pi 5

Great, 3 other ethically terrible companies or a 4th option that costs $150 per television… What a wealth of options!

Great… Now there’ll probably be a $35 monthly fee just for having the damned thing plugged into the back of the TV and it will come with a mandatory enrollment in Truth+ and Fox Nation 🤮

Wtf are you babbling about now?

Yeah, that’s just weird. Why can’t they call him something respectable like “daddy” like the Republicans do? That’s totally not super weird or creepy to the point of being disturbing!

I’m sure a ton of people will show up to sit in 90°F heat and heavy rain. They won’t even notice the pool!

DENTAL PLAN!

I don’t get it. Thai restaurants make some of the best fried rice you can get

I wonder if my insurance considers “not being immortal” to be a preexisting condition 🤔