I figure most of them will never cross paths with anyone LGBTQ+, and the rest are too dumb to realise that their best friend is.

Trump uses ‘Art of the deal’.

It’s not very effective.

Did they nazi that coming?

Yes, but my step sister is stuck in that.

I misread the title and thought it meant thousands of Musk undressed images per hour.

The horror!

My stepmother works in that industry and could have helped with that.

Instead of a 30 second unskippable ad, you can have 6 ads that are skippable after 5 seconds lol

The response I expect as soon as possible: Introduction of laws banning skippable advertisements

You and me. We just need 248 more volunteers and we can save the world!

Nice try, MPAA. You and your reverse psychology.

You’re not tricking me to stop pirating so that it cuts your box office revenue at the movies that easily.

Butters:“I find this tree acceptable, as it enhances my magnificence. You may now bring me treats, peasant.”

If everything is stored in the cloud, he may not have actually destroyed evidence/data.

All the wipe does is remove one access method to the evidence/data.

president is lashing out at female reporters

Is it lashing because rapng is out of the question?

That’s pet cats and doesn’t count the damage that feral cats do.

Here claims that Australia’s Cats Kill Two Billion Animals Annually, with feral cats killing 1.4 Billion.

I’ve personally scraped up native birds and possums that were killed by neighbours roaming pet cats. Most not eaten. And some just paralysed and left that I called WIRES wildlife rescue for. It’s heartbreaking. These poor little critters didn’t deserve an ending like that.

Cats like hunting. Please keep your kitty inside.

We are QA now.

And if you hear “phased rollouts”, block any updates.

In the 1970s, when the NZ Prime Minister Robert Muldoon was asked about the high numbers of New Zealanders leaving for Australia he replied:

“It raises the IQ of both countries”.

Just brilliant!

Hey, look! This magnet sticks to my head!

Of course! We always eventually end up with two players in each industry. Because if there’s two, that means there is no monopoly, and there is ‘competition’ in the ‘free market’! Also, there is never any collusion or price fixing, trust me! Rejoice!

There are cars that have paddle up/down shift, and mimic semi-auto cars. A number also have different engine sounds you can choose from 😀

It’s all simulated and slower, of course, but apparently a lot of fun.

Vindication for bored ape NFT owners everywhere