Wouldn’t it be nice to see Trump go down like a sack of potatoes mid self-aggrandizing rant at a press conference or something, and the bonk of his head off the podium to be sampled into a thousand EDM tracks from that moment until the next election?

Some serious honkers, a real set of badonkers, packing some bobanhonkeros, massive dahongabangahos, big ol’ tonhongracougers.