“so batman, what are you getting your parents for chri…”

SLAP “MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!”

nope. Rural area. Not midwest. I use a VPN and I use it well

stock folded, I wasn’t prepared for the recoil without the stock on my shoulder.

I’ve been shooting guns since I was like…7 and I was always abnormally tall and strong for my age when I was a kid

I live in a rural area too and still have all my teeth too, well, except for one that I lost when the back of a folded stock shotgun hit me in the face when I was a kid and wasn’t prepared for the recoil without the stock against my shoulder. But I had that tooth replaced with a fake one, so it still looks like I have all my teeth.