Free Trampoline!?

They’re right, most people have shit music taste.

I have shit music taste, but only because I’m self aware enough to know I do.

You may be shrugging right now, going “well, I don’t have shit music taste.”

You do.

‘Infinite strength’ has weird limits in fiction, but can usually be troped in three big, easy ways. The first is to threaten something that character cares deeply about. He may be invincible, but his world is not.

The other is to have them at limited potentials of that power, or limit them by their incompetence or inexperience. This is the Matthew Malloy or Scarlet Witch situation, they had/have power but are sometimes written with zero control of that power.

The last and easiest, is to use abilities that do not depend on strength. Strength is always troped by magic and telepathic users of at least some skill. Can’t kill what you’re fighting? Teleport it to hell! Trick its mind into fighting someone else. Trick it into thinking there’s nothing wrong, or Charles Xavier’s method, ‘you sleep now’.

Though there are sometimes limits to that. See - The Hulk.

“He’s too angry! His mind is madness!”

No idea why they never think of just levitating him. He can’t smash if he can’t get to the ground.

Prime is a different beast. He’s still silver-bronze age Superboy, with every bit of rediculous strength the plots of the 70’s had to offer. The dude can punch holes in reality and collide planets.

Goku though just needs a training arc to beat anybody.

Saitama would be a good one-one for SBP.

On trashAmerican upload speeds?

They have so much material, it would take a while.

ok goku, you beat me… I do have a finite power limit

“ha!”

but I don’t!!

Elon forgot to write “up to” before his savings numbers. Rookie mistake. Dude needs more time in a mattress store.

park two semis accross the highway

wait for ‘chaos’ to ensue

hit the traffic limit and cars stop coming

“realistic”

The veil is thin, boys

Uh yeah shuffles papers our uhh Ai did that as well!

“My Ai just hacked the entire US financial sector then left without a trace, prove it didn’t!”

This is like kids saying Superman could beat Goku in middleschool.

he could, tho

The plot’s plot-twist: she doesn’t have short hair in the 616 anymore

Let’s see that SOURCE.

(I hate Israel, loooove truth, tho)

You’re right. They held our wellbeing just high enough for us not to riot. Now they know our bottom line is even lower than the meager leftovers they used to give us to make us think they’re the good guys. I’ll still vote for them over Republicans but the “good cop” party only cares about us as far as it gets them.

Now, that’s gonna change, hopefully. “The Democrats” that are pre-Trump are going to be seeing a bit of a socialist makeover before there’s any power grab by them ever again. The Democrats we knew won’t be The Democrats we know soon enough.

He left the part about small towns being mostly conservative and politically uneducated.

you just wrote ‘die’ on a piece of paper…

“I’m aware.”

Fetterman is a Trojan horse. They sent an undercover chud to parade around as woke. Bro looks about as woke as a snorlax

My flow chart represents exactly those people recieving my vote first and foremost if available. The Democrats are only viable in the absence of any decent choice.

Qrunk

Democrats have won multiple times since Carter and we’re still broke and rent is still insane. You’re preaching to the choir, but we didn’t operate concentration camps on American soil, or start two-three(who knows!?) wars.

Better, at the moment is all I can get. One italian kid having the balls to shoot a ceo isn’t enough for these sheep to actually do what’s necessary to fix the disunited states.

My voting flow chart is socialists, then democrats, then nobody.

Imo, we can fight over what shade of blue after the pedos are out of office.

Americans turn on Trump so much, he’s probably spinning in his chair.

He’s still sitting in it, tho.