I know someone where all 3 are bat shit crazy some of the time every month.
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altphoto@lemmy.todayto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Funny toy things being sold at Walmart31·19 hours agoIts funny because those toys are for vagina or asshole penetration and they look like very weird penises.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto Privacy@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Discord Data Breach - Customers Personal Data and Scanned Photo IDs leaked4·20 hours agoCornea scans? Ball print? Areola prints? Anal print?
Nah! Face! Sign in to discord with your face! Its totally safe and secure!
altphoto@lemmy.todayto World News@lemmy.world•A court in Tunisia sentenced a man to death for Facebook posts seen as insulting to the presidentEnglish3·1 day agoHis dick is so small that the sound comes out blue.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto politics @lemmy.world•Kash Patel fires FBI agent trainee for displaying gay pride flag2·1 day agoLOL. That’s wild!
altphoto@lemmy.todayto politics @lemmy.world•Kash Patel fires FBI agent trainee for displaying gay pride flag15·2 days agoHis physical appearance is not his fault or the thing that I disagree with. Its the evil decisions that irk me.
Like we had a department of defense that protected us from outside threats. But we renamed it department of war and pointed it at ourselves. WTF! How does that make any sense at all?
altphoto@lemmy.todayto politics @lemmy.world•Kash Patel fires FBI agent trainee for displaying gay pride flag11·2 days agoHey! Hey guys, hear me out. We should have a Catholic priest run something. Like maybe National air traffic control.
Every day a pilot, after the routine checks must then have do the cross signing thing before they start up the engine. Three hail Mary’s before the plane moves.
Stuff like that just makes my day happier. Having to watch an adult do dumb things because it pleases an invisible flying man who we cannot communicate with, it just makes my day.
Let’s have more goat sacrifices and describe the stars as souls so the space station stays up there.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto politics @lemmy.world•Hundreds of societies have been in crises like ours. An expert explains how they got out. | An analysis of historical crises over the past 2,000 years offers lessons for avoiding the end times.1·3 days agoOne puto putin at a time. One can only dream of the future freedom or descendents may enjoy.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto politics @lemmy.world•Hundreds of societies have been in crises like ours. An expert explains how they got out. | An analysis of historical crises over the past 2,000 years offers lessons for avoiding the end times.1·3 days agoNo problem! Super Racist is now a 0.5trillionaire…who’s half trillions? Our half trillions.
I propose a rusty rebar running thru the asshole all the way thru the penis peehole. But slowly.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto World News@lemmy.world•Russia's economy is creaking — and the Kremlin wants Russians to pay more for the warEnglish6·3 days agoThat guy looks old as fuck. Is he going to croak soon?
altphoto@lemmy.todayto Technology@lemmy.world•ICE to Buy Tool that Tracks Locations of Hundreds of Millions of Phones Every DayEnglish21·3 days agoYou don’t want anything that pings a cellphone tower.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto World News@lemmy.world•Elon Musk becomes world's first half-trillionaireEnglish2·3 days agoVaporware.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto World News@lemmy.world•Anti-foreigner sentiments are on the rise as Japan faces a population crisisEnglish7·3 days agoI’d like to clarify that I had never hardly ever pooped on a street.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto World News@lemmy.world•General strike against 13-hour work day brings Greece to a haltEnglish15·3 days agoEasy! How about a 13 hr week?
altphoto@lemmy.todayto World News@lemmy.world•Eleven people arrested for placing pigs’ heads near French mosques and other hate crimesEnglish3·3 days agoOh excuse me, but my pig seems to have lost its head somewhere. Has anyone seen a pig’s head nearby?
altphoto@lemmy.todayto Technology@lemmy.world•ICE to Buy Tool that Tracks Locations of Hundreds of Millions of Phones Every DayEnglish11·3 days agoTake your phone, turn it off then leave it in a bus while its on. Find the bus later.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto World News@lemmy.world•Greta Thunberg arrested by Israeli forces after military boards aid flotilla headed for Gaza – Middle East crisis liveEnglish21·3 days agoI also agree with this. Sure if one day something does show up, we can change our minds then. I’m sure the evil phuck would understand.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto World News@lemmy.world•Greta Thunberg arrested by Israeli forces after military boards aid flotilla headed for Gaza – Middle East crisis liveEnglish4·3 days agoExactly! But we should still be good to each other. It feels better when everyone is happy.
Well I need good Carma so I hope they survive to make the movie about it.