Executive dysfunction granola bar it is!

Make friends with terminal illnesses.

I’m definitely a ‘both’ girl.

Dude put a trigger warning on this shit.

Or, instead of fun, an opportunity to help someone.

Like, I’m down for some hospice, but oof. The bus I’ll have to take there only comes once an hour.

Kill 8-30 million people; at least one will have been an asshole who had it coming.

I think the bet is, the security crowd is about yo grow big-time

Better and cooler than android auto

That’s a fixable problem!

I fucking hate when people grant them the ‘protecting children’ premise.

I prefer LTE but go off

I call myself this for fucking reason.

Yes, like sun tzu said: only have one trick, that way your enemy feels really fucking dumb when they fail to predict it.