Similar situation: I legit taught myself how to use aircrack-ng when I was like 12 because I wanted to play Mario Kart on my grandma’s Wii, but it needed internet to download an update, which she didn’t have. However, the neighbor had a WEP-encrypted network, and I was staying the night. The rest is history.

Almost evenly blended; between 92% and 96.5% homogeneity—because, well, brain is never completely predictable. This is the second sentence.

Yuuup. Burnout does not mess around. I’m thankful my wife makes enough for us to be stable. Can’t save for anything, but hey.

For me it’s usually a case of “That would require explaining so much context that by the time I’m done I will have forgotten the original thought.”