dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️

This already exists, and it doesn’t cost $60. What you want is the Windows 10 IoT LTSC Edition.

https://massgrave.dev/.

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I just ordered another knife from China. Hey, I’m doing my part.

I like the cut of your jib.

Apropos of nothing, I may be able to get my hands on a piano.

I load my commas into a 10 gauge shotgun and fire them at the page.

Web browsers collapse whitespace by default which means that sans any trickery or   deliberately   using    nonbreaking    spaces,   any amount of spaces between words to be reduced into one. Since apparently every single thing in the modern world is displayed via some kind of encapsulated little browser engine nowadays, the majority of double spaces left in the universe that are not already firmly nailed down into print now appear as singles. And thus the convention is almost totally lost.

I’m down. How many 55 gallon drums full of 'em are we chucking?

Paintball guns are not exactly quiet and don’t have sufficient range to even allow you to stand outside the parking lot of most Federal buildings and still reach them, let alone outside of the purview of their security cameras. When you’re caught you’ll inevitably be holding a Gun Shaped Object, which is unlikely to go down well. I admire the spirit, but I’d advise you to think about that one a smidge harder, if I were you.

If you’re going to sabotage, then sabotage. Don’t go for middle school level vandalism pranks.