New town, made more friends in person, and have gotten laid more times, with people I met out and about.

But I’ve also made a couple of friends and gotten laid a few times from apps. Worth the $x a month, it’s less than one ticket to a good party or an evening’s worth of drinks at karaoke, and pays off at a similar rate per dollar, just more slowly.

(Unless you’re just looking for mediocre fumbling with someone who only cares about getting their dick off, then apps got ya)

Ding ding

Trump’s friends are Peter Thiel and VV Putin.