Thou shalt not look sexy

I’m horny; horny, horny, horny.

That checks out. I was wiping snot on the underside of a classroom table at the time.

Where were you?

Yeah, and we would never have had theater either without Ads. Will Shakespeare was all about the product placement.

If you insert a tylenol tablet into the head of your circumcised penis, you will get double autism.

No, autism is caused by the nerve endings on the head of the penis migrating to the brain due to them being overstimulated after circumcision.

Could the mass genital mutilation have contributed to the current insanity?