That’s the type of woman I’d let walk up one side of me and down the other, in heels…then thank her for the experience. 🤷

The worst part is that I love math and numbers…just hate money and having to worry about it.

It’s a French curve ruler. IIRC the original French curve was used for drawing and drafting, having multiple curves and cutouts. This was developed with the graduations and solid shape specifically for sewing.

Obviously dirty seamstress dick jokes as well.

Look closer, there are 15 hotdogs