The Ramen Dutchman

Shit, it’s good for one thing, at least!

With millions of simultaneous users!

Wait, no, I forgot we’re on Lemmy; with dozens of simultaneous users!

If your mum is not OK with this, can I be your adoptive parent?

I don’t mean to offend at all, and in a co-housing situation those are nice and probably welcome, but not key skills, no.

On my Linux at home it types nothing but if I press the I key again I get î. I can also do ê, â, ô and û this way.

US Intl Macintosh layout.

you’d basically be coding in porn

Promise?

This reads like AI, not the least because the text is as disconnected to itself as the fact that it’s about a train instead of a bus.

Yeah, it talks like it was made for HR managers.

Yeah and it’s quite old, this one has nothing to do with vibe coding.

Core memory unlocked: Looking at a store called “Expat store” or something in that vein in Den Haag as a little boy, asking my parent what “expat” is. “That’s an American immigrant.” “So, why are they not just an immigrant?” “That way they feel better about themselves.”

I only just realised how based my parents are.

What took you five disks?
I think even the Heroes of Might and Magic I played was 3 disks, and it took ages!

And just yesterday I complained about having to wait over 2.5h to download and install a game over our 12 MiB / 100 megabit cable, I’m becoming spoiled…