You can’t make this shit up, nobody would believe you.
It’s like a cartoon inside a cartoon, like layers upon layers of ugly, low status stereotypes that exist for a reason.

Every day, in every way,
I am becoming
a better and better
Second Lieutenant

Is that the door bell? It must be the electrician…
oh my god, it’s former Dodgers’ First Baseman and 1974 National League MVP Steve Garvey!

Or maybe try the Italian version?
L’uomini Arrabbiati!

Go on…

Would Don Draper approve?
Or is this more of a McCan type deal?

Any “Mad Men” fans in da house tonite?!!

Flapper alert!