You know that game show where people have to guess whether something is cake?

Satire is the new cake, and it’s more difficult to tell the difference.

I gotta go with 8. For reasons.

I’d recommend Mint. Cinnamon is a great DE, and everything works out of the box. It’s a Debian-family distro, which means it can install DEB packages. Overall a great experience, and my personal favorite.

Mint isn’t well done, it’s full on congratulations

And won’t survive things like… getting sprayed with water.