No we can just pave the dark side of the moon with solar panels, and beam it back to earth

Therapist: “Albino pac-frog pizza isn’t real, it can’t hurt you”

Me: “did you even bother to look at the meme I sent you?”

Most torturing thing in my case isn’t actually using teams with my coworkers, it’s how teams actually and everyday wants me to check a new cool feature I couldn’t care less about in regards to productivity

Is it me or are these ice goons getting fatter everyday? Are they eating the immigrants?