Unfortunately, I do agree with you. I think the screenshot used in the meme had gone through some sort of AI upscaling. I found a Blu-ray rip of this film and skipped around to what seems to be that exact frame.

• As you mentioned, the hair is more feathered and less solid
• The skin is more textured/wrinkly
• Even the background is changed. The cat decal has more imperfections, the menu on the wall became just a dirty cupboard or something, and there is inexplicably a TV with a stack of video games added out of nowhere.

It is possible that I am just taking this still from a file that is an old rip of the film, and that these changes that we see in the meme were part of a manual upscaling effort for an official anniversary rerelease of the film or something. But I think your assumption of this being an AI upscaling for the sake of the meme is more likely.

EDIT: I see that there is a stereoscopic 3D version of the film available. Again, it is possible that the differences we see here are from the 3D version, but I doubt the differences between these two versions were that drastic.

She goes to another school

The Blu-ray was released in 2009

https://www.blu-ray.com/movies/Monster-House-Blu-ray/142/

Priest finds out that the kid they just raped has an STD.

I haven’t spent much time in Discord servers, nor around any cops. But from what I know of each, yeah, that sounds pretty accurate.

OceanGategate

That doesn’t work for bottles. That is only for cleaning mashed banana out of M&Ms tubes

The nation’s most wanted terrorists

Why don’t you head down to the Wawa and pick up a machine gun?

Does the pope shit in the woods?

Ponytail?

Whatever helps you sleep at night

¿Cuantos leches?

What a ballroom does for a mf

How many are there?

I’m in the shower room

You cook bacon, but you bake cookies.

TIL matryoshkas have doctors inside them