Excellent. One girl at school had an outdoor cat named Housey Patch Scratch which her mother hated having to call for dinner. And another cat named The Rocket.

His legal name is Zoro because he is a pirate and I am japanese and and am a fan of One Piece. But PICKLE just slides off the tongue right?

Or the guttural back of the throat when he is being naughty x

Pickle!

Haaaaaaaa that’s just his normal face sitting on my chest purring.

This is my cat. We went to the vet and saw a “have you seen this cat” poster of an identical looking void pirate and my heart fell out of my arse for a moment. I asked the staff about it and due to the timings they can’t possibly be the same cat, but for a moment I thought my life was over.