Seb the goblin

Pro tip: you know companies get branded shirts right? There are other companies that print/embroider them. And those companies do samples of blank shirts. Look for your local custom print shop 😉

TBF with sufficient force and/or velocity you can stab someone with a carrot. Would probably have to pick a softer spot, but still

Yea it’s why I use the word cycle. In a meeting and the PM says “can we bring this in next sprint?” I reply “not sure about the next cycle, but after that one for sure.”. So far I’ve been subtly nudging multiple people to shift away from using the word sprint

Eh, an half-abandoned project more like 😅

If you do add visual glitches then remember to also honour prefers-reduced-motion or add a button to turn the wiggles off. For funsies, feel free to poke around this pre-alpha since there’s subtle glitching background image, crt scan effect, glitchy text effect, etc.