It wouldn’t have been up there for 5 days if it wasn’t

Sleeping on my head at night.

EIGHT ahahaaaaah.

Yes.

There’s a woman on YouTube who says they need regular bathing “so they can used to it in case they need to be bathed when they get older.” That’s some strange thinking.

It totally is.

Out cat used to throw up all wet food so we also supplemented with cat lickies. There are numerous brands available, I have no idea why they have to be called “Churu” now. That brand doesn’t even exist here.

Judging by the size of his paws he’s not getting any bigger. You also seem to be talking to yourself.

Poor babies. Are they all orange?

It’s been almost a year here (he died of stress because of the fireworks) and I’m still devastated.

I’m so sorry.

Just put him on the floor every time he does it, rather than kicking him out of the room. He’ll get the message eventually. Mine did.

You have to learn cat language.

We’re not in the American wilderness, tho.

This is Germany. What’s going to eat her, a blue tit? Wolves don’t come this close to houses and kites don’t eat cats.

When my cousin came to visit me for a week, she literally yelled “no!” and hit my cat when he jumped onto her lap.

A week later, she said “I think I want a cat.” Now she has a cat.

You should have gone to the vet immediately, not waited to see if she died!

Another disadvantage of open plan homes.

I swear I can still smell last week Friday’s dinner fucking everywhere.