DreamButt

Full stack baby

The real horror is parsing an sql body as json

Trunk based: am I a joke to you

Yeah lemme just grab my squints thirteen string guitar

Small teams ftw

They mostly aren’t. They just announced they will be migrating the entire system to azure in the coming months tho

Damn man. It took me months to convince the team to get off azdo

My coworkers also introduce needless additions to the call stack

The only time I merge unstable code is behind a feature flag

I always rename it to “dev.” Hard to have any problems or confusion with that

Bro what

Arrest this person

Just wait until one day you’re tootired to do it. So then the next day you forget. Then after that the checklist becomes invisible since it’s a static element in your environment

To be totally nitpicky shouldnt this be backwards?

What is a Kentucky truck