This candy was fucked with! If only I could remember the houses I took my kids to! Oh well, I guess we’ll never know who did this.

What the Buddha actually said is “there is no cum to clean”

One is a guaranteed great show and the other has potential to be.

He should have listened to his momma

Anyone who meditates realizes they don’t control their minds anymore than they can control the sounds their ears hear.

I wonder what that Leonardo DiCaprio kid from Growing Pains is up to these days?