I love chilli’s for this. They’ve developed spiciness to discourage getting eaten. We made an entire fucking menu out of it.

That was an order, Minecraft, not a question.

Are any of these real? I really want them to be but also what please no

Do they constantly go past the river

Yeah if someone’s got a gun pointed at me, im just doing what the fuck im told. Maybe tell them i got a family.

Im cool with tennis and cycling.

Darts pisses me off.

OK Eleanor

I wish I’d kept screenshots, because I tried to buy something for £80 a few weeks before black friday. Thought id hold on and maybe itd come in the sales. Suddenly it was £180 £100

Could have just posted a picture of the shirt, no AI embellishments attached, and made bank

“Too hasty by far!”

I’m adding this to my list of choice phrases

It scares the shit out of me. Until mass adoption of the Internet started showing me behind the curtain, America seemed good. Like it felt like the capital city of the world.

I know thats purely because they had Hollywood and exported culture, and like people on social media they only show the good parts, but still. Seeing what it is now either means it was never really good, or the good times are now over. Either way its taken a massive toll on my overall optimism levels.

why aren’t normies speaking up

They dont care. Speaking as a normie-convert, so long as it works right now idgaf. When it doesn’t work tomorrow I’ll cry about it then and demand to speak to the manager, but right now? Summer will last forever.

Imagine trying to explain this 20 or 30 years ago.

“Yeah you know that website that sells books? One of their computers crashed and took half the Internet out.”

Probably best. If you happen to be on the losing side the normalos have a chance of forgetting.

I have no context to that image, but it sickens me

The penny-arcade guy is one of the <10 people i actually trust on the Internet.

On the one hand yeah sure, but on the other hand in the USA youre an accomplice if you didnt vote or if you wasted your vote on a 3rd party.

Vote for baddy, your fault. Vote for less baddy, youre propping up the system. Vote for good guy, you wasted your chance to vote against baddy. Dont vote, you wasted your chance yo vote against baddy.

Everyone gets the boot on the neck, everyone gets the blame, there are no winners

Crab people. Crab people. Look like Crab shitpost like people.

This is my cat. There are many like it but this one is mine. My cat is my best friend. It is my life.