Don’t forget the screaming! Even the loudest cat is like a calmly buzzing bee compared to the ear-shattering screeching of the damned souls trying to escape it’s feathered body
Getting upset about it only makes it worse. Getting upset is funny, so you have now guaranteed they will continue forever in hopes of seeing you get upset again. They are toddlers that never age with a can opener on their face.
You do not know the level of zero fucks giving one of those little cunts have, they make cats look like monks.
They won’t just knock something off the table, they will eviscerate that table and anything within its eyesight.
They are Satan’s corporeal form.
I like this one yelling into a cup.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tRsfOGJ5lZg
Don’t forget the screaming! Even the loudest cat is like a calmly buzzing bee compared to the ear-shattering screeching of the damned souls trying to escape it’s feathered body
I had one years ago and at 3am every fucking morning he would scream at the top of his little demonic lungs as if he was summoning lucifer himself.
Getting upset about it only makes it worse. Getting upset is funny, so you have now guaranteed they will continue forever in hopes of seeing you get upset again. They are toddlers that never age with a can opener on their face.
You do realize that just makes it even cuter right?
Hey if you like having things be destroyed by a tiny Eldritch horror with feathers, go for it.
I mean minus the feathers that’s an accurate description of the average house cat 😆