For extra non-suspicious levels you can also play pokemon go. Then you can keep your phone on hand and in weird angles for taking pictures and if someone happens to look or ask why even with the dog with you, you can just show it on screen, “oh sorry, I’m just playing pokemon” (they likely don’t know how it works anyway)

The trick is to have a dog. You can walk anywhere, at any time, and people won’t even notice you or will just take one glance and think, ahh, just someone walking their dog, nothing suspicious or weird about that

1: unpleasant form

I thought the very opposite lmao! That 1 shape looks very appealing to me. Like eating with a more symmetrical seashell. Nice

If any form of your shit regularly includes blood, also maybe consult your doctor. Might be just hemorrhoids, especially if it’s bright red blood, but even those can be treated.

Don’t forget the screaming! Even the loudest cat is like a calmly buzzing bee compared to the ear-shattering screeching of the damned souls trying to escape it’s feathered body