- OP has management material written all over him. - we are devoted to our goals btw - We hear you, and are listening. Thank you for your contribution. 
- OK, Cylon. 
 
 
- Imagine the red side in the context of an expensive restaurant. - Jerry was so drunk he pissed in the lettuce chiller - try our grilled Romain lettuce with Tuscan brine 
 
- “we got a ransomware infection” vs. “Our data encryption got an upgrade” - Zero knowledge encryption - Time capsule for future society that can crack our encryption 
 
- “our homemade encryption got backdoored by some kid in Wisconsin” 
 vs
 “we provide opportunities and support local labor initiatives”
 
- Have you worked as a Customer Advocate for a hosting company at some point? Because that looks like the training material they showed me when I did this job. 





