• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    God: “Like, how bad we talking? Do they need a plague? Great flood? …Do I need to send Jesus back down there?”

    Jesus: “They LITERALLY killed me.”

    God: “Oh, c’mon! I brought you back. You should have seen the looks on their faces.”

    Jesus: “Not funny then. Not funny now.”