God: “Like, how bad we talking? Do they need a plague? Great flood? …Do I need to send Jesus back down there?”

Jesus: “They LITERALLY killed me.”

God: “Oh, c’mon! I brought you back. You should have seen the looks on their faces.”

Jesus: “Not funny then. Not funny now.”

Copilot: Putting the “Artificial” in Artificial Intelligence.

They probably view that as a statistic worth bragging about. It’s not. If Excel got calculations right 57.2% of the time it would be completely worthless.

Laughs waaaayyyy too hard at his own jokes.