You just made Quentin Tarantino start liking hands.
And me.
Shoes
As a proud foot fetishist, ewwwww. I ain’t sucking those toes.
Harpymaxxing.
Imagine stubbing your toe with nails like that. The entire toe nail will be ripped clean off.
I dated her, her dinners always had the freshest fish.
“Give it to us raw and wriggling” 🤤
Bet she listens to Nelly furtado
My awareness of the existence of nail clippers. My desire to interact with other members of the human race. My stairs are steep and narrow.
Why do those look so damned aquatic?? Like, I joke about my wife being cold blooded, but for this person I’d believe it.
When you wake up in a pool of blood because your girl accidentally ran her toes down your leg in the middle of the night.
I put this in the same category as women who grow nails so long they can barely wipe their own ass.
🤢
imagine you’re sitting on the bed with your spouse and feel her nails dragging across your back lightly.
when you turn around, it’s not her fingers…but this.
how turned on are you right now?
Bro how does someone like this even wear a shoe
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