well, its not actually good.

Because he is so awesome Lord Jaysus took him from us too soon.

Before 9/11 all Bush did was golf. The country was better off for it.

He promoted a magic bed that cures everything but the evil liberals won’t let us have it. RFK Jr has two.

Stop growing avocados and making toast!

Tariffed bananas or bananas made in Pennsylvania by union labor?

He had never even heard the word grockery before 2025

He’s looking more like Benny every month. He needs to go back to using GLH by RONCO.

"They dragged little Greta (Thunberg) by her hair in front of our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her as a warning to others.

She’s still a little kid. They made her suffer"

I seriously doubt this is true.

and

Greta Thunberg is 22.

Because outside of this rag, it’s not a real story.

Hegseth will be his VP.

Drink!

Doctors hope that if his condition improves by next week, they can declare him dead.

He might have to go back to the NIH to save his life again and oh… nevermind.

Who are thee, who is so wise in the ways of science?

But they recharge on power lines, that’s just science.

Can you tie them in a bow?

Don’t cross the streams, Ray.

Rural Michigan is the real hell hole. Between pseudo military gravy seals militias and pickups fully armed with Punisher logos, I’ll stay downtown.

tell that to French royalty or the Czars of Russia or the King of Italy or the last Chinese dynasty.