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sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 days ago

The Programmer Compass

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The Programmer Compass

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sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 days ago
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  • vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    8 days ago

    This is pretty much nonsense lol

  • Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one
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    9 days ago

    Javascript being disruptive technology is… A take for sure.

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      9 days ago

      When your self driving car is written in react you’ll understand.

      • dangling_cat@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        9 days ago

        Self driving cars? Think human interface on spaceships!

        https://os-system.com/blog/javascript-in-space-spacex-devs-have-shared-crewdragons-tech-stack/

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          9 days ago

          SpaceX

          I’m sure Musk hand coded it in JS and then paid some underpaid dude who is only slightly less abused in the US instead of india to unfuck his dogshit.

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            6 days ago

            You seem to have a higher opinion of Musk than is common here. Most wouldn’t expect him to know what JavaScript was

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      deleted by creator

      • Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one
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        9 days ago

        True, but so was Windows.

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          deleted by creator

  • loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    9 days ago

    Cowards are too afraid to place vi anywhere on these axes…

    • 3x3@lemy.lol
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      9 days ago

      It’s open source and traditional…

      • loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        9 days ago

        So you’re say remove emacs and replace it with vi? I agree!

        • 3x3@lemy.lol
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          9 days ago

          Why not both

          • optional@sh.itjust.works
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            9 days ago

            Hey, you can’t end a 40+ year war just like that. Do you want all those warriors to loose their occupation?

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9 days ago

    Ok, now … where does TempleOS and HolyC belong on this chart?

    • julien@programming.dev
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      6 days ago

      It needs a Z axis for hobby vs enterprise.

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        6 days ago

        There we go, there, that actually makes sense to me, thank you!

        I want to know what a corpo hobbyist traditionalist language is though, lol.

        Like uh… I make vba / excel macros in my spare time for fun, lol?

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          5 days ago

          That’s where retrocomputing comes into play I guess, Haha!

          Those people running Windows 2000 or XP on old computers or VMs and making old-school dotnet web forms apps for it.

          I can imagine myself doing this one day, just for nostalgia. 😄

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      9 days ago

      *Sigh*. Fine, let’s introduce a z-axis specifically for Terry A. Davis.

  • Dr. Moose@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    Putting Apple under disruption not tradition lol

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      7 days ago

      Author is either a troll or drank the apple marketing koolaid.

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    10 days ago

    What is the software between Linus and rust? Never seen that icon before

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      8 days ago

      Zoologist, it’s a person that studies animals for a living. Hope this helps

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    9 days ago

    “Soydev”? This is fucking stupid.

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      Agreed. Infantile and basically a slur on people because of their dietary choices. Part of a pattern of language that is basically alt-right bait for young insecure and disaffected men.

      Edit: Adding a link to an article I saw on the orange site. The Four Dark Laws of online engagement are a nice little cheat sheet for the patterns you see repeatedly online. Negatively biased language that targets an out group has a virality amongst this audience: https://www.derekthompson.org/p/all-the-sad-young-terminally-online

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      Found the soydev

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        9 days ago

        What does soy mean though?

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          There is that weird conspiracy theory that soybeans contain an estrogen adjacent substance which makes men more feminine. Complete nonsense but it gets especially funny when these people are advocating for cows milk instead of soy milk, because the former actually contains mammalian estrogen.

        • irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          It’s 4chan slop. Bascially, they think that people who drink soy milk are weak, despite soy milk having more protein.

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    7 days ago

    Where’s the drunken conglomeration that is Scala?

    Btw. It’s my favorite language

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      7 days ago

      People with the skill level necessary to create such memes don’t know what Scala is

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