Tampons come in many different types, kind of like quarks. Left, right, up, down, charm, strange… but you need at least a specialization in gynecology to be able to recognize most of them. A left or right tampon will usually be good enough, but might permit a bit of spotting.
More exotic tampons are theorized, but have not yet been discovered at the Large Vagdron Collider.
That sounds like a pretty painful experiment.
Lmao. That stands for leaded and regular. Sheesh.
wait…pussies has knocks?
Where did you think „getting knocked up“ came from?
If you don’t know, this doesn’t stand for left and right. It stands for liquid and regular.
Wait are there solid mensuration?
Yeah, but it’s rarer and usually called a baby.
The first time I bought tampons and pads for a girlfriend I was about 19 and didn’t know there were different sizes so I just grabbed the first package I saw. I don’t recall what it was labeled but it was the kind that women typically get right after giving birth haha.
Nothing wrong with an extra strong tampon. It keeps one honest.
The first time I had to do it was for my wife. When I got to the store I went to the tapon aisle and recreated this meme. Took the selfie with the pads in the back and texted it to my wife asking what size pussy she wears. She thinks im ridiculous, but did laugh.
When I bought some for my partner I was also sent with a list of snacks to buy. I did a much better job at getting the snacks but at least the pads were usable so I could have done worse
What was your girlfriend’s reaction?
She maybe looked offended or confused for about two seconds before she realized I just had no idea what I was doing lol. She told her mom and two sisters who all got a good laugh over it too. She was also rather busty but otherwise short and and kind of petite. I got her a T-shirt as a gift early in our relationship. I’m about 5" 11 and she was about 5" 3. I wear large or medium shirts. So I figured she must wear small to medium. I think I picked a small for her. As soon as she saw it she just started laughing and asked how she was supposed to get her boobs in there. I was hopeless in my teens haha.
Do some guys think that they have two balls but girls just have one vagina?
That’s nuts, where would they store their pee?
Women don’t pee. No balls.
No they pee, they just can’t store it. That’s why they need tampons and such, it just falls right out.
I feel so stupid. I thought it was for left coiled and right coiled vaginas.
I don’t think ducks typically use tampons.
I actually dated a girl who had a chambered pussy. She was born with mild spina bifida, and there was a scar on her tailbone.
Anyhow, she loved doggy style. I’d get going good and then pop the head of my dick into the alcove, she’d cum her brains out.
Fun times.
Need a diagram to understand what you mean
Alcove in blue. It didn’t extend into her intestines or anything, it was just a small pocket in the back wall.
Why is she filled with corn? Is she American?
That is adipose tissue (body fat)
So yes, she’s American
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