You can run your own server for signal by the look of it

But domestic violence isn’t from strangers

Or a serial killer that was only interested in double kills

Hide a bunch of burner phones in really shitty locations. Go on brownshirts, work for it.

Stop taking flat earthers seriously, they don’t deserve any respect.

We built wind turbines in view of trumps golf course and it makes him furious. We will build 500 wind turbines and then build 500 more.

You guys still burning coal? We dumped that ages ago.

I had one for a phone call, I kept confusing it until it connected me to a human.

Apparently they don’t understand postcodes read as “Alpha Bravo 1 2 Charlie 3 4”

We are apparently rolling out AI to handle support tickets. Keep getting told this is to reduce workloads and not to replace anyone which is obviously bullshit because they would cut staff if there was a reduced workload.

It’s also bullshit because it’s going to create so much extra work for me (2nd line) to unfuck the data damage that customers cause to their systems by blindly listening to the idiot LLM.

You can cut back heavily without cutting everything. Doing my part to kill capitalism. Currently playing my part against all branded food/drink products and fabric softener.

The pinephone released years ago. Flip phones with removable batteries have existed for decades. At this point its on you.

When I bought some for my partner I was also sent with a list of snacks to buy. I did a much better job at getting the snacks but at least the pads were usable so I could have done worse