truth, you just really need to get a bum hose with adjustable pressure. get it on low (so it doesn’t have splashback) and just erode it in the middle if it’s that long. or just increase the flow on the bum hose a little (still no splashback) and give the flush a little extra push.
also, on the plus you get a (cold water) bidet.
i really recommend going all the way to a warm water washlet though. icy cheeks in the middle of the night at midwinter (like hell I’m smearing shit between my cheeks after a midnight loaf pinch) is a special kind of hell. a warm pucker on that night, well, let’s just say i’m getting dopamines just thinking about it.
truth, you just really need to get a bum hose with adjustable pressure. get it on low (so it doesn’t have splashback) and just erode it in the middle if it’s that long. or just increase the flow on the bum hose a little (still no splashback) and give the flush a little extra push.
also, on the plus you get a (cold water) bidet.
i really recommend going all the way to a warm water washlet though. icy cheeks in the middle of the night at midwinter (like hell I’m smearing shit between my cheeks after a midnight loaf pinch) is a special kind of hell. a warm pucker on that night, well, let’s just say i’m getting dopamines just thinking about it.