Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoMotion of the ocean n all thatlemmy.worldimagemessage-square55linkfedilinkarrow-up1699arrow-down113
arrow-up1686arrow-down1imageMotion of the ocean n all thatlemmy.worldReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square55linkfedilink
minus-squarearctanthrope@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up133·2 months agothe biggest human penis on earth. maybe the Serpent was packing
minus-squareMutantTailThing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up72·2 months agoThe Serpent actually was Adams penis and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
minus-squarePattyMcB@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39arrow-down3·2 months agoNeither did the drug addict who wrote Genesis
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·2 months agoHey now! There were at least three drug addicts!
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-22 months agoBut man, the way they walk!
minus-squareragingHungryPanda@piefed.keyboardvagabond.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoThe serpent did in fact tempt them with the idea of things they’d never experienced before
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoAnd led to the curse of painful childbirth.
minus-squareHonytawk@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoBut does the serpent eat you out, Eve?
minus-squareEntertainmeonly (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up22·2 months agoTrouser snake?
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoFumbles… it was always Fumbles.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoAnd, at least biblically speaking, there would have been horses somewhere around at the time.
minus-squareSavinDWhales@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoWere there sheep as well? “No. I said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Ewe!” God, probably
minus-squarebunkyprewster@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoHadn’t ever really thought about a snake’s penis, until today.
minus-squareMML@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months ago*Penises. A hemipenis (pl.: hemipenes) is one of a pair of intromittent organs of male squamates (snakes and lizards).[1][2][3] Hemipenes are usually held inverted within the body, and are everted for reproduction via erectile tissue. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemipenis
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoAnd its partner the hemiclitoris…
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoThat’s because it’s not a penis…
the biggest human penis on earth. maybe the Serpent was packing
The Serpent actually was Adams penis and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
Neither did the drug addict who wrote Genesis
Hey now!
There were at least three drug addicts!
And they couldn’t dance.
But man, the way they walk!
Hank…?
The serpent did in fact tempt them with the idea of things they’d never experienced before
And led to the curse of painful childbirth.
But does the serpent eat you out, Eve?
Trouser snake?
Fumbles… it was always Fumbles.
And, at least biblically speaking, there would have been horses somewhere around at the time.
Were there sheep as well?
“No. I said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Ewe!”
Hadn’t ever really thought about a snake’s penis, until today.
*Penises.
A hemipenis (pl.: hemipenes) is one of a pair of intromittent organs of male squamates (snakes and lizards).[1][2][3] Hemipenes are usually held inverted within the body, and are everted for reproduction via erectile tissue.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemipenis
And its partner the hemiclitoris…
I coulda had a hemi
That’s because it’s not a penis…