The Appalachian Mountains are 2-3x older than sharks.

Sure, sweetie. Tell me more about it while we make our way to bed?

Do you have any others? A smaller one would even suffice?

Is this still available? I’m making chili.

He seems happy to see her.

Before my second divorce, my ex was making and eating a lot of cakes. I wonder if she’d want to get divorced again, they were really good cakes.

Use half for really good homemade root beer, half for MDMA. That sounds like a fun party.

SS-72 Orangeturd

Also why does increased activity in that sphere always correspond with batshit political times. Also why are all the UFO celebs obvious fucking grifters. Also…

Let’s hope you’re right. Because of the implication.

I’ll buy them! But you might not like my offers…

That’s redundant. He already said masterpieces.

Must love trains.

Well, yeah, duh. That’s what chronological order is.

Then imagine what his weiner must look like!

I call it good eatin’. Splurge on the all-beef weenies and you’re practically down at the Ruth’s Chris.

Who’s going to speak up for the men who are being replaced by the spread of pegging?

Why such a phobia for for?

Your surge protector:

Your surge protector plug:

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