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did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman

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most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman

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did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I’m willing to try anything once.

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      My partner doesn’t like when I cum in them, even though there’s no chance at pregnancy. They just don’t like how it feels, so I wear a condom.

      They were super horny last week and offered I could cum in them, but I’d have to eat them out after. I’ve never done that before (eating myself out of them) but fuck it, why not give it a go.

      Long story short I did it twice.

      I’m so willing to try something once, I liked it enough to do it again two hours later.

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        Protip - cut out coffee and drink pineapple juice, it makes your cum a lot more tasty ;-)

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        just don’t like how it feels

        i mean there’s a serious risk of infections from anal penetration so i get that many people just don’t like it

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          Who said anything about anal?

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            oh yeah you’re right.

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        This is my nightmare partner. I will never comprehend pull out finishes.

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          Who said anything about pulling out?

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      …anything? Okay.

      Shit yourself.

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        I’ve already done that more than once growing up, and even a few times as an adult. 🤷‍♂️

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          🤷‍♂️ well, guess I’ll be going then. Lmao

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          On purpose? In a diaper? With people watching?

          Me neither. But, there’s a difference I imagine.

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            Yeah… Have you never been a baby? 🤨

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        fun fact: i accidentally shit (shat?) myself once when i was hiking in the woods and had to take a dump … i tried to shit on the floor but some got on my shoes, it was messy.

        (riding the subway home was embarrassing)

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      With an extreme vore fetish, once is all you get.

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        Hmm…they can’t stop at seeing if they can swallow a hand/arm? That sounds like it won’t damage anything.

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