I don’t send my dad memes often, but considering he has that exact book in his closet I had to send him this.

Cold brew espresso might just give you the powers of The Flash.

Can I have Freud’s mom? I heard she was smokin’ hot.

He did, tho? Even the dude who had to enact his punishment was like “but he didn’t break the law. I’ll let you all decide: Do we crucify this jewish dude who did nothing wrong or do we crucify this known murderer?” And the crowd chose the innocent jewish man.

🎵Yummy yummy yummy,

I love cum on my tummy🎵

Funniest thing I’ve seen so far this morning.

They’re wrestling with their own homophobia and are worried that they might see a woman they think is hot, but has a penis and that would make them gay (in their mind).

Bird wings are hotter than bat wings, IMO.

The person who downvoted this doesn’t understand Greek mythology. Or they just think Cronus shoulda ate Zeus 🤷‍♂️

This is what my cows in Minecraft look like.

It’s because Linux isn’t used widely enough. Nobody is gonna put in effort for the sake of 3 random customers. Which yields a catch 22: Linux isn’t appealing to a lot of people becsuse it lacks features/functions/ease of use, and nobody will add those features/functions/ease of use because not a lot of people use it already.

the wifi driver

Holy fuck, really? The lack of working wifi or gpu drivers is why I never stayed with Linux for daily use outside of my media server box. And the last time I tried using it for my main gaming PC was over 10 years ago.

I am firmly of the mind it’s because the extra fiber added in the meat while also generally having beans and either they get too much and do have the shits, or are constipated so often, a normal soft poo feels like diarrhea to them.

Does it count as throwing if I am peeing directly in the nazi’s face? 🤔

Aaaaaand shady link:

https://www.nordvpn.com/BigMoney

I do share the same sentiment as women upon being told I should smile more. Maybe if the world wasn’t so fucked up I would. 🤷‍♂️

When you catcall Ness but your name is Pokey.

I honestly don’t care. I’m pansexual. Some 50yo dudes are hot af. 🤷‍♂️

I might have chosen a different game related name if that swirl on their side was the first thing I saw.

“Here’s little Dreamcast.”