What if we lobbied to change this so they legally can only ask for the payment info in the last 1-3 days of the trial? 🤔

Just reminded me of something I heard on an Ask a Lawyer video recently:

“Some people who aren’t insane plead insanity, and some people who are very insane don’t.”

This is a case where I believe he was driven insane by the bullshit surrounding healthcare.

If I was programming for a Resident Evil game, I’d make it so that if you lined up items all the way across the breifcase, they would disappear like Tetris.

If we had just one, it would be very hard to move.

GRAVE DIGGER!!!

When the number of citizens is smaller than an acceptable standing army? 🤷‍♂️

“You think anyone wants a round house kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.”

I am now imagining lawyers playing a game and only reporting on the legality of the actions they can do in the game.

“Yeah, see stealing cars is illegal, punching the driver and pulling them out is also illegal, getting a prostitute is illegal, and killing the prostitute to get your money back is SUPER illegal.”

I had one in my previous house that build its nest on a ledge no bigger than an inch wide and everytime she laid an egg, it splattered on my back porch.

Yeah… Have you never been a baby? 🤨

Ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball. From Soho, down to Brighton; I must’ve played 'em all!

I’ve already done that more than once growing up, and even a few times as an adult. 🤷‍♂️

Yeah but Scar is the homophobic uncle.

I’m willing to try anything once.

Their dining room had a mirrored ceiling. I think their house was from the 70s or some shit.

This is actually more real than reality. In reality, mice only appear smaller than an elephant. That’s why elephants are scared of mice: they see them as they truly are. 😌

If it’s public domain, that means my DMCA takedown request is technically valid, right? 🤔

Custom OS that no one else has access to. It might be full of exploits and bugs, but only you would know that. 😉

I remember playing battleship with one of my cousins while at our grandma’s for christmas and I kept winning because they never looked up and noticed the mirror on the ceiling. 😈