When the hot sauce is too spicy and you shit straight ash.

Mine shows nothing. I don’t use Amazon much in the last few years, but I used to use it a lot. I have never used an Alexa or other assistant things they have. Get the feeling this data is mostly collected through Alexa and other AI things they offer, and not how you actually shop.

I tend to think everyone is at least as smart as I am, and I get really disappointed when they are dumber cuz I’m pretty fucking dumb.

If fake babies roasting in ovens was a bad thing, how come The Sims never got cancelled? 🤔

Ain’t got shit on me. 😤

Do you want to store things long term or short term?

“Good lord, what’s going on in there?!”

“…Nothing.”

“The Nothing? At this time of year? In this part of the country? Localized entirely in your kitchen?”

It certainly always saves me time. Especially when I cut out doing the part where I pay.

Is this real? And if so: What movie?

It’s because pumkin seeds make you shit.

Doodles can’t have sex with noids tho.

Of course he can. And will. Unless the headline is asking if he can legally rig them. In which case: NO.

Like, they popped the soda cap off the bottle or did they break the glass?

Owning a house is impossible so congrats on getting a wife and sucking off a dragon.

The get married achievement reminds me of goatse.

Drink their lava lamp.

No matter the outcome, your future looks shitty?

How are they even able to understand it? /s

I remembered that he was playing Tracy Morgan, but I had forgot that was actually Jordan Peele as Tracy Morgan as the character. 🤣

He looks almost exactly like Morgan, but younger.