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minus-squareWiddershins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoPlease put your pocket rocket through the dishwasher before touching unpurchased food with it. We don’t know where it has been.
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoIt hasn’t been anywhere of note, I assure you. If you don’t believe me, look at my face.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoI only touch the plastic wrap.
Please put your pocket rocket through the dishwasher before touching unpurchased food with it. We don’t know where it has been.
It hasn’t been anywhere of note, I assure you. If you don’t believe me, look at my face.
I only touch the plastic wrap.