“Eeyyy, this looks tasty, gimme a bit”
I didn’t know that tapirs came from England.
HEY YOU GUUUUUYS!!!
Why is its face… Picassoed?
Do they try to argue there was a miscommunication and that the horses mentioned in the Mormon Bible were actually tapirs? I’m confused
Exactly that. Something called linguistic “loanshifting.” It was suggested by a Mormon “scholar” in the 80s and is trotted out from time to time by later apologists. It’s a somewhat niche suggestion even among Mormons, but that’s because nothing in the Book of Mormon makes any damn sense at all in any field’s scholarship without world class mental gymnastics, so most of the rank and file simply choose not to worry about it.
You know several dudes who looks like that, admit it.

I guess we’re doppelgängers
Tapirs have that “I don’t know what face to make in a photograph” face.
You win. This is the single best image I’ve seen this month. Thanks OP.
😃
Jesus Christ, I don’t know if I should laugh or scream. Human-like teeth on an animal…😭
Sheepshead fish also have them:

Even scarier is that, unlike Tapirs, Sheepshead Fish are omnivorous.


It should happen a lot more than it does.
It’ll put you to sleep, be careful, it’s a Drowzee!
Poor thing just wants some calories
Sid the Sloth looking mf



