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I spent way too much time turning this post into something more legible.
Most of the state name changes are brilliant, but some are either weak or jokes I didn’t get (“Mime SODA”?), or maybe I just misread the whiteboard chicken-scratch. Regardless, suggestions for alternatives encouraged; I’ll post an updated version if there’s interest.
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A map of the United States of America, with the state names changed out:
Washington - Obama
Oregon - Whoregon
California - Caliphornia
Idaho - Weedaho
Nevada - Old New Vegas
Montana - Mount-a-man-a
Wyoming - Yaoiming
Utah - Putah
Arizona - Gayrizona
Colorado - BIPOColor-ado
New Mexico - New Sexico
North Dakota - Top Dickota
South Dakota - Bottom Dickota
Nebraska - Neosbraska
Kansas - Transas
Oklahoma - Wokelahoma
Texas - New California Republic
Minnesota - Mimesoda (Minnesoda?)
Iowa - Biowa
Missouri - Missyuri
Arkansas - Arktransas
Louisiana - Lesbiana
Wisconsin - Wiscumsin
Illinois - Polynois
Michigan - Michicano
Indiana - Libdiana
Kentucky - Demfucky
Tennessee - Themussy
Mississippi - Mxissippi
Alabama - Alabortion
Ohio - Omegahio
West Virginia - Estroginia
Maine - Ukraine
Vermont - Hermont
New Hampshire - New Tofushire
Massachusetts - Maskachusetts
Connecticut - Connecticunt
Rhode Island - Rode v. Wade Island
New York - Mamdanistan
New Jersey - Nude Jersey
Maryland - Gay Marryland
Delaware - Delawoke
Washington DC - Doll City
Virginia - Vagina
North Carolina - Nonbinary Arolina
South Carolina - Sapphic Arolina
Georgia - Orgya
Florida - Fursona
Alaska - Allahska
Hawaii - Hawahe/him
Also labeled:
USA (United Socialist Allahism)
Gulf of Mexico - Gulf of Gay Sexico
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- Alabama -> AlaBLM
- Maryland -> MutualAidLand
- Texas -> Taxes
- Connecticut -> Communism
- Oregon -> YoreGunsAreGone
- Ohio -> Occupy-o
- Minnesota -> MinneSocialism
- New York -> New Woke (note: NYC, a.k.a. AOC, is a gerrymandered “virtual state” to improve electoral college representation)
- (Los Angeles and San Francisco are also gerrymandered “virtual states” to improve electoral college representation)
- New Mexico -> (ceded to Mexico to create new immigration routes)
- Washington, D.C. (District of Columbia) -> Clitoris, D.K. (Das Kapital)
No Puerto Rico? :( :( :(
More like Puerto Freako amirite?
Stop making Missouri look cool, kthx
going on a pilgrimage to Doll City
Ukraine next to blue+yellow combo is a nice touch
“Whoregon” might make it into my rotation
There are few places I fear.
But Omegahio, it scares me.
When I was a kid in Latin America there was a map of the US painted on the school wall with the state names on it. It was a running battle between the students who would chalk a “P” before “Utah” and the teachers who would erase it. As far as I know, the battle is ongoing to this day. (not that we had anything against Utah, it was just too easy a juvenile pun.)
Hey now, I’m from that southern M state.
I can never remember if it’s spelled Missipissi or Missishitty though…
I’d drink mime soda
I still say Maine is a lame one. But I like old new Vegas.
I love Wokelahoma and Gay Marry Land
I think Mime-SODA is supposed to be a reference to that Biden speech where he yelled out “SODAAAA!” Yeah, pretty weak
This makes Florida seem far more desirable (to me) than it actually is.
