Agent641@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days agoClock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square65linkfedilinkarrow-up1839arrow-down115
arrow-up1824arrow-down1imageClock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"lemmy.worldAgent641@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days agomessage-square65linkfedilink
minus-squaredrolex@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up53·3 days agoQA passed boss. All KPIs are green lights. The customer will be thrilled boss. (Manager hasn’t been here long enough to recognize the sarcasm through the calm voice and dead eyes of the QA lead)
minus-square_stranger_@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·3 days ago"Why do all these test runs say “skipping …” “Oh, the tests are just excited to have the day off”
QA passed boss. All KPIs are green lights. The customer will be thrilled boss.
(Manager hasn’t been here long enough to recognize the sarcasm through the calm voice and dead eyes of the QA lead)
"Why do all these test runs say “skipping …”
“Oh, the tests are just excited to have the day off”