A1, like the sauce

Law and Order: Lesbian Space Crime Unit

So men are unfairly discriminating against women by excluding them from their murders?! It never ends with these jerks!

Words to live by, unless you’re a surgeon

They would sell us cardboard as food if they could get away with it.

She probably won’t even get on the boat!

Perfect. That’s when you strike

I’m not effective for the first 3 hrs or the latter 4. In fucking great at having lunch though.

Salt, sugar, fat, acid

The dominant species exposes itself to damaging stellar radiation as a form of recreation.

Laundry Thunderdome

“That is the year when I was happy.”