• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    14 hours ago

    You have inspired my autism.

    Banana for scale?

    Krispy Kreme Original Glazed Donut.

    Extremely standardized, as far as donuts go.


    Dimensions?

    Outer Diameter = ~4 inches

    Inner Diameter = ~ 1 inch

    Height = ~ 1.5 inches


    So…

    An approximately average, enthusiasticly participating man should be able to get 3 on there, with the uh, additional frosting nozzle still visible, or nearly so.

    2? Below average.

    1? Probably an actual, diagnosable micropeen.

    4? Above average.

    5? Something like 1 out of 10,000 in terms of how rare that level of above average is.

    … 6? More like 1 out of 1,000,000 in rarity.


    How snug is the fit?

    Somewhat snug?

    Average.

    Very snug, moderately noticable donut tearing?

    Above Average.

    Not snug? Loose?

    Below Average.

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      14 hours ago

      Great, we’re halfway to publishing this thesis! Let’s send your analysis to a Tier 1 research journal ASAP!

      /s :)

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          10 hours ago

          Sounds good to me, lol!

          Economists have used the uh, “BigMac Index” with an increasing level of seriousness, over the last decades… so why not?

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        14 hours ago

        I mean, there are lots of studies on the distribution of male donut pole sizes, I’m just doing a rough comparison to the latest meta-analyses of such data.

        I can provide sources…

        … if you give me a donut.